Quotes & Head Scratchers Volume 2

If we quit voting, will they all go away?

Ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don’t have to do it?

Seen it all. Done it all. Don’t remember most of it.

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you’ve tried some of the others?

If you saw a heat wave, would you save back.

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

All’s well that ends.

A penny saved is a penny.

Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.

First rule of marriage: If you’re right, apologize fast.

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Doug Ausbury is an entrepreneur, coffee achiever, baseball addict, aspiring spousal unit, pop music geek and family man. Most of the time, he needs more cowbell...a lot more cowbell.

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Doug Ausbury

Doug Ausbury is an entrepreneur, coffee achiever, baseball addict, aspiring spousal unit, pop music geek and family man. Most of the time, he needs more cowbell...a lot more cowbell.

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